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Masterpiece? Oh, It’s A Piece All Right . . .
By Smaktakula In His Magnum Opus, Green Explores Brave New Heights Of Douchebaggery. Freddy Got Fingered is finally getting the recognition it deserves as one of the worst movies ever made. Recently,...
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Revealed: The Real Reason Sesame Street Pulled The Katy Perry Apperance
By Smaktakula The children’s television show Sesame Street has been a hot topic since the show’s producers decided to pull a controversial segment featuring singer Katy Perry. Children’s Television...
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Katy And Russell’s Exciting Temporary Marriage
By Smaktakula Surely You're Used To It By Now: Beautiful Women Can't Resist Grimy Douchebags. Loveliest-girl-in-all-the-world Katy Perry recently married unfunny British career-killer Russell Brand in...
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